America's Next Top Synchronized Swimmer?

David Hauslaib poses the following question on his website Jossip:

Why Isn’t Bravo Searching for the Next Top Synchronized Swimmer?

Good question, David!  In fact, Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi says sports shows are the “next wave—the ultimate reality show, inherently.” I couldn’t agree more! I, for one, would not only watch American’s Next Top Synchronized Swimmer…I’d even Produce it! (Bravo, call me) (seriously).

As you know, each Reality Contest show comes equipt with its own snazzy host’s catchphrase. Some examples:

“The Tribe Has Spoken.” - Jeff Probst, Survivor

“You’re Fired!” - Donald Trump, The Apprentice

“Auf Wiedersehen.” - Heidi Klum, Project Runway

“I’m sorry. You’re no longer in the running to become America’s Next Top Model!”
- Tyra, America’s Next Top Model

“You’re Not Sandy!” - That British Judge Guy, You’re The One That I Want (the show where they choose the starts of the musical Grease)

The question remains for a reality show about synchro: what would be the catchy phrase the host uses to kick contestants off at the end of each episode?

Splash Off!

Your Split Rocket Ends Here!

Hand Over Your Nose Clip!

Please to add your suggestions in the comment box below. I’ll send a prize to my favorite entry!